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4 February 2014

i've been busy procrastinating all day year

my dear god have we been slack!
please forgive and enjoy the latest editorial for our ss14 collection available online now.
we promise to be better in 2014!

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9 May 2013

met gala 2013 - best dressed

now for the best and er... better dressed

Sienna Miller

The girl has got fashion DNA

Burberry biker barbie does fancy

I love it. the hair, dress, jacket.

A+

Cara Delevingene She nails it every time in her kooky way

though I have to admit,

After this past show season, I'm almost sick of her.

Loving the spiked Burberry gown though - Bailey's on a roll!

maybe a little too jenny humphrey on the eyes...?

Emma Watson

Just the right amount of abs, cutaway and cuteness.

Don't know about the shoes. but whatever.

Hermoine who?

A+

Stacy Keibler

Clooney does have an eye for babes.

She could have done her hair though.

B+

Miranda Kerr.
I don't really like the dress to be honest.

But Miranda Kerr always looks so god damn glowing, happy
and ridiculously good looking in anything she wears,

that maybe even if her and kimmy k

did an outfit switcheroo she would still be on the best dressed.

B+

Jessica Alba
Hot mama, hot dress.

B+

Blake Lively

Dress, meh. Blake always just looks like an oscar statuette.
showing off her hard toned body in a fitted dress

can someone give me the her goddamn genes and trainer?

and maybe a long term loan of her husband too perhaps?

Chloe Sevigney
she always looks bored or high...

but she can pull off a lot of weird stuff.

not sure about the turban, but in terms of all the bad hair at this years gala.

she 'aint no Sarah Jessica Parker.

Dakota Fanning.

Nice to see her better dressed than her sister for once!
I really hope she doesn't take a note out of Lindsay Loans book on how to be a has been.

Taylor Swift.

Looking every bit the ice queen thesedays. country who?
girls smokin'

who cares if shes the female John Mayer of dating.

Kate Bosworth.
I'm not sure about the colour,

but at least some one else wore a mini (other than madge)

and gave Kiebler a run for her money in the pins department.

I'm biased though, kate Bos can do no fashion wrong.
A

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Ok so I get it,
Met gala = edgy couture fashion.
( theme "PUNK: Chaos to Couture" )

But seriously… some of these outfits?
c'mmon the stylists can do better than this right?
what about early guiltier? those safety pin dresses were amaze. or the late genius mcqueen?

In my opinion, seriously apart from a few that got it right,
the worst dressed list far outweighs the best dressed.
Kimmy k. here's looking at you babe - next time don't copy cat Mrs Doubtfire.
(I feel sorry for her, I swear its only a matter of time before Kanye ditches her - for a white girl)

There's probably more people I could have dissed or mentioned.
but honestly, I just got bored.
so without further adieu, the what were they thinking, the bad, the ugly, and the put it away.

Heidi Klum

wearing - too much fake tan

just imagine the spray tan stains on the gown..

which is pretty in your usual ball gown way but hardly punk.

Coco Rocha

umm WTF?

someone just got trigger happy with her hot gluegun

and fresh plucked chicken feathers...

shes really gone to town on the cheesy sex-den-of-a-male-gigalo.

bedspread dress.

Rosie Huntington whitely

looked like a collectors edition evening wear barbie.

which is not necessarily a bad thing,

but the olive oil colour is really not doing it for me.

and the dress looks like it was practically designed for a nip slip.

Kate Upton

wearing - something that doesn't look very couture.

girl has got a rack and a half and should be in something strapless.

Anja Rubik.

wearing - Eddie Murphys suit from delirious.

Eddie called and asked for it back.

Ashley Olsen

wearing - traditional hare krishna resort chant line.

did i miss something?

has my second favorite olsen joined a cult?

Mary Kate Olsen

wearing - a dressing gown

she looks like she has reverted back to her whackness days.

and don't get me wrong, i love the whackness.

but there's deffs a screw loose up in there.

Elle Fanning

wearing - a primary school arts and craft project.

seriously, tie-died pillow case?

i guess she is still a little kid.

Carey Mulligan

wearing - blah.

actually I don't even know why I included her.

Beyonce's dress was far worse.

Lily Collins

wearing - High school drama departments costume for the wicked witch

tooooo much fabric, embellishment, probably velveteen.

Emmy Rossum

shes about the only person

who looks better as a poor ass white girl yelling at kids.

seriously. jeans and a t shirt girl.

Nicole Richie.

channeling grandma Richie with her lilac rinse and doiley dress.

no but seriously, she looks black...

bad hair choice.

Kirsten Stewart

looks like she has a front bum.

bad seam work. not loving the red eye makeup either.

but maybe she had to cover up all the red blotchyness from her

crying because Rob finally dumped her cheating ass.

i just cant get over the front bum though.

Ashley Greene

wearing - some frumpy gown Adelle might wear.

also ash and heidi must go to the same spray tan place.

orangeeee.

Jessica Beil

Is she expecting or something? baby JTs?

why else is she wearing

the pregnant mummy go-to get up of tights under a dress?

Katy Perry

how did she think this was a good idea?

Florence Welch

always looks the same.

boring.

Elizabeth Banks

forgot her pants

Kirsten Dunst

I love kirsten, but the pose, the feathers,

the dress neckline cut and holywood taped to death tits.

ugh just not flattering.

Kanye and Kim

bahhhhaahahahahahahaha

laughing stock of the innernet.

side note, kanye needs a tie or bow tie, or to unbutton the collar.

or to smile.

Anne Hathaway

blonde crop, really?

Stop trying so hard to break the goody too shoes mold.

Miley Cirus

snickker * cough * nice hair miley

Gisele Bundchen

yawn. so 2007.

and come on really.

\m/ \m/

Gwyneth Paltrow

wow, hot pink satin is never a good choice.

especially long sleeve floor length.

she should know better.

Cameron Diaz

looks as though shes payed a visit to Draco malfoys hair stylists

I do like the stella dress and spikey belt though,

but maybe not in bright blue with piss blonde hair.

January Jones

does not look like January Jones.

i hate the dress, the shoe the hair

and for goodness sake can everyone stop doing black swan eye makeup?

Anna Wintour

actually cracked a smile

and looks good for her age,

but her dress still reminds me of a plastic tablecloth cover your get at a $2 shop.

Gwen Stefani

Whoa..

she usually gets it so right and looks so hot.

and you'd think with the theme she would have nailed it

but this is just not doing it for me..

Sarah Jessica Parker

looking as horsey as ever.

seriously, Mohawk headdress?

and don't even get me started on the weird ass shoes.

Madonna.

Put your smelly old box away!

no one needs to see this.

uggh. i'd be so embarrassed if I were her kids!

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9 April 2013

the antidote

Definitely need to get me a copy of the latest issue of antidote magzine - the street issue.
but ohh who to choose - 8 covers!

by Hans Fuerer.
via: fashion gone rogue

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